What does week 3 bring

So Darling#2 has just asked me to post that she is planning a big blow out. One hopes this is unrelated to the afore mentioned date.

Regardless, she is making the transition from Essex blonde to Californian style Jennifer Aniston. Apparently a hair colour can take you from reality show fame to Hollywood harlot. Watch this space for a photo update.

Meanwhile Darling#1 has a potential date tomorrow night with Enduring Love. A little perturbed by his refusal to respond to my weekend texts and calls but then perhaps one should be grateful  for not being slapped with a restraining order. Never was very good with the whole 'Playing it Cool' approach.

Battersea darlings are contemplating a no drinking in the week rule. Concerned that we will have little to say to each other, let alone to you Dear Reader.

Roll on tomorrow's updates, sponsored by Jacob's Creek.