So last night... Darling#2 spent the majority of last night de-moulding her clothes and shoes after discovering that her bedroom had a unwelcome visitor (and not the normal unwelcome male visitor) but one in the form of damp. This was not exactly what she had planned for her evening activities but needs must…One can only wear the same top for so many nights in a row, especially when the paps are out and about to name and shame (facebook paps but we’re aspirational people).
It also resulted in a less than satisfactory best start to the day involving an early morning run in with the landlord who claims that the reason for the damp is down to the fact that the Battersea Darlings have too many clothes and shoes……….and there we were thinking a girl couldn't have too many shoes!?!
Darling#1 meanwhile spent her evening pining after Enduring Love, who is seeming more and more like Not That Bothered Love. Sort of clashes with the Helpless Romantic that is Darling#1. #1 will continue to persist until restraining order is issued – surely the way to a man’s heart?
The Ex would also appear to be pining slightly less than one had hoped. Bring on the alternative back up options. Or alternatively, roll on Friday at Bunga Bunga and fresh meat. Watch out, cougar on the prowl.
Roll on 5pm, airfreshener and the much needed glass (read bottle) of wine!
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